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Captain James Sparrow


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- Please list your main character and their zkillboard links & the eveskillboard links

- Please list ALL of your alts, each alt's roles in game, and links to their killboard along with a eveskillboard for each alt. If you have alts that you do not want to reveal publicly, talk to
   a director. ==  logi/dread/triage/links  Super/Carrier ==  dread/titan == dread/carrier/triage

I would rather commit suicide then link all these eveboards. Unless Anure says so, but please Anure I'd rather die.

- Why do you want to join Drop the Soap?

Wanna meme with my old buddies, and permanently fuck up NSH's killboard with my lossmails

- Why are you wanting to leave your current corp?

Anure refused to let Goth GF's into Alliance because of ridiculous reasons like: "Theres only two of you"  and "IDK Goth Girls just arent that attractive"

- Who is your Vouch (If you have a vouch)?

Anure and Wheeler

- Have you ever held a leadership position in a corp? (Explain in details, position, job, and how good of a job you think you did)

I was technically an alliance director in NSH for like 3 months. NSH 4.0 died immediately afterwards so you tell me.

I also became TAKLD Ceo and we immediately lost 80% of our members

- Who do you know in Drop the Soap? Who do you know in NSH.?

Too many of you nerds.

- What timezone are you in?


- How many days/hours a week do you spend in EVE?

Prolly like 4-6

- What is the quickest Cyno ship to train into (Regular Cyno)

Rookie ships, im still in denial. But obviously a Widow is the quickest and superior cyno ship.

- Do you have any experience hunting? If so provide links to some proud frags.

Only idiots dumber than myself.

- Are you willing to create a clean neutral alt for hunting?

Ive got a couple of em

- How long have you been playing for?

Since 2014

- How do you make ISK?

PLEX and draining old toons

- Do you fly logistics? Prove it

- Have you ever been kicked out of a corp or alliance? Why?

No but i should have.

- How do you setup a whisper key on mumble?

- You get a ping that says "fleet up on FC <Name> comms 1". How do you find out what ship to fly?

Check MOTD, if there is no MOTD it is a Wheeler fleet so anything goes thats the law.

- You get a ping and you're late, fleet has already left, how do you find out where the fleet is?

Check MOTD, realize Wally is running the fleet. Loudly ask over comms "Hey where the fuck are you retards at".

- You just died in a clutch fleet ship (critical support role like a web/tp/boosher ship), what do you do?

Log off, your job is done and you did your best.

- You are on a cap fleet, taking gates, explain how not to bump when you land on the out gate.

Hit siege, collect tears.

- Admiral Wheeler pings for all dreads to log in bc we're going on a 50 gate roam to desto system to hunt for 5 hours for possibly no kills.. What do you do?

Wait for Anure to ping.

- Anure pings he's tackled in a Slippery Pete by a slasher 7 jumps out. What do you do?

Help the Slasher, he deserves a win

- Wallymarts has been FC'ing for 5 hours straight with a screaming toddler in the background. Do you continue to form up for Wally?

Not forming up for Wally is punishable by beatings.

- What is the best Shield titan in the game?

Ragnarok, but Turbo's shield nyx comes close.

- Why is that titan the Leviathan?

Weird way to spell Turbos shield nyx

- Why is NSH an armor super alliance?

They missed the memo on shield slaves.

- Who even put Anure in charge of this place?

People with larger brains than us mere mortals

- Your favorite nano gang ship and a brief description of how you would fly it.

[Stiletto, YEET Stiletto]
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Overdrive Injector System II
Signal Amplifier II

5MN Quad LiF Restrained Microwarpdrive
Republic Fleet Medium Shield Extender
Warp Disruptor II
Warp Scrambler II

Small Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II
Small Hyperspatial Velocity Optimizer II

Be the annoying light tackle, hold ships down

-A very unusually or oddly fit ship, that is actually extremely useful in a specific niche role.

Ram ranch incursus for your manly needs

Additional Requirements:
PM Brothuhbob#9988 on Discord and ask for authorization/blessing to apply to Drop the Soap. Screenshot and post his reponse here.


Bonus Question:

What makes Anure and Wheeler's friendship so special? (Correct answer grants instant admission into corporation)

They've been lovers for so long its probably illegal.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2021, 02:38:54 am by captain_james_sparrow »


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-1 fuck this guy he dragged me back into this shit game


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James is a good man, and a rejoinerbro

welcome back into the sweaty neck beard arms of NSH