please accept me im wally's friend pt 2

[MrsAllHerShots]

(~￣▽￣)~✧･ﾟ:*~ Hello ~*:･ﾟ✧~(￣▽￣~)

- Please list your main character and their zkillboard links & the eveskillboard links
https://zkillboard.com/character/2116801961/
- Please list ALL of your alts, each alt's roles in game, and links to their killboard along with a eveskillboard for each alt. If you have alts that you do not want to reveal publicly, talk to
   a director.
Don't have any alts but I can fly a mean atron
- Why do you want to join Drop the Soap?
Wally told me to
- Why are you wanting to leave your current corp?
I tried to join Brave but they wouldn't let me stream so here I am
- Who is your Vouch (If you have a vouch)?
Wallymarts
- Have you ever held a leadership position in a corp? (Explain in details, position, job, and how good of a job you think you did)
no but I've run a wendy's and some other restaurants before
- Who do you know in Drop the Soap? Who do you know in NSH.?
Wallyfarts
- What timezone are you in?
Mountain Time US
- How many days/hours a week do you spend in EVE?
2-5 hours (almost) every day of the week
- What is the quickest Cyno ship to train into (Regular Cyno)
idk
- Do you have any experience hunting? If so provide links to some proud frags.
idk
- Are you willing to create a clean neutral alt for hunting?
sure I guess, that sounds like a lot of skill injectors tho
- How long have you been playing for?
3 weeks
- How do you make ISK?
Explo (oh and I stream)
- Do you fly logistics? Prove it
no (ok)
- Have you ever been kicked out of a corp or alliance? Why?
no
- How do you setup a whisper key on mumble?
idk dude I'm only installing mumble to talk to you guys, I'll figure it out
- You get a ping that says "fleet up on FC <Name> comms 1". How do you find out what ship to fly?
you @everyone in the discord and keep doing it until someone responds
- You get a ping and you're late, fleet has already left, how do you find out where the fleet is?
you take a needlejack and hope for the best
- You just died in a clutch fleet ship (critical support role like a web/tp/boosher ship), what do you do?
blame the fc
- You are on a cap fleet, taking gates, explain how not to bump when you land on the out gate.
"hey guys, we're taking this gate, don't bump when you land"
- Admiral Wheeler pings for all dreads to log in bc we're going on a 50 gate roam to desto system to hunt for 5 hours for possibly no kills.. What do you do?
say "sorry I can't my mom says I have to go to bed"
- Anure pings he's tackled in a Slippery Pete by a slasher 7 jumps out. What do you do?
laugh
- Wallymarts has been FC'ing for 5 hours straight with a screaming toddler in the background. Do you continue to form up for Wally?
idk, is he paying me?
- What is the best Shield titan in the game?
I would have to say either reinhardt or orisa tbh
- Why is that titan the Leviathan?
Leviathan is the flagship raid of Destiny 2. It was made available on September 13, 2017. It is set within The Leviathan, the personal ship of the exiled Cabal Emperor Calus. The recommended Power Level is 270. The Prestige mode of the raid, released on October 18, 2017, has a recommended Power Level of 750.
- Why is NSH an armor super alliance?
because if it wasn't no one would join
- Who even put Anure in charge of this place?
deez nuts

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[aspecialpinecone]

Nobody Cares

[tarandis_iron]

What was the main goal of the Shrek movies?

[MrsAllHerShots]

What was the main goal of the Shrek movies?

to promote sexual awareness in younger audiences, next question?

[rasta_enat]

We need feet pics of every member in alliance. Are you willing to comply to those rules?

[MrsAllHerShots]

We need feet pics of every member in alliance. Are you willing to comply to those rules?

sub to me on twitch first lmao

[rasta_enat]

We need feet pics of every member in alliance. Are you willing to comply to those rules?

sub to me on twitch first lmao

This seems like an only fans spam account. -1 for not willing to submit the feet pic requirements

[vilhyin_auffrie]

Will you send out material samples of the seating on your chair if requested to do so by a CEO within the alliance?

[rasta_enat]

Bonus Question:

Mallywarts is more drunk than I am. He can't stop hiccuping and trying to call Anure or Wheeler. What do you do?
A. Tell him to quit drinking and sober up.
B. Just let it go.
C. Join his video call.
D. Encourage him to drink more.

[MrsAllHerShots]

We need feet pics of every member in alliance. Are you willing to comply to those rules?

sub to me on twitch first lmao

This seems like an only fans spam account. -1 for not willing to submit the feet pic requirements

it literally says twitch, but I can't be surprised that you can't read ))

[MrsAllHerShots]

Will you send out material samples of the seating on your chair if requested to do so by a CEO within the alliance?

you want me..... to cut up my chair......... so people can smell the ghosts of my farts............... listen if anything good comes from joining this corp, I'll send the whole chair idgaf

[MrsAllHerShots]

Bonus Question:

Mallywarts is more drunk than I am. He can't stop hiccuping and trying to call Anure or Wheeler. What do you do?
A. Tell him to quit drinking and sober up.
B. Just let it go.
C. Join his video call.
D. Encourage him to drink more.

if we're drinking, you can't expect me to be responsible for a man that once ate an entire box of hamburger helper by himself over the course of like an hour alright
he's just actually unstoppable

[vilhyin_auffrie]

Will you send out material samples of the seating on your chair if requested to do so by a CEO within the alliance?

you want me..... to cut up my chair......... so people can smell the ghosts of my farts............... listen if anything good comes from joining this corp, I'll send the whole chair idgaf

Excellent, olfactory analysis is important for group cohesion.

[rasta_enat]

Bonus Question:

Mallywarts is more drunk than I am. He can't stop hiccuping and trying to call Anure or Wheeler. What do you do?
A. Tell him to quit drinking and sober up.
B. Just let it go.
C. Join his video call.
D. Encourage him to drink more.

if we're drinking, you can't expect me to be responsible for a man that once ate an entire box of hamburger helper by himself over the course of like an hour alright
he's just actually unstoppable

+1 we need this story.

[MrsAllHerShots]

Bonus Question:

Mallywarts is more drunk than I am. He can't stop hiccuping and trying to call Anure or Wheeler. What do you do?
A. Tell him to quit drinking and sober up.
B. Just let it go.
C. Join his video call.
D. Encourage him to drink more.

if we're drinking, you can't expect me to be responsible for a man that once ate an entire box of hamburger helper by himself over the course of like an hour alright
he's just actually unstoppable

+1 we need this story.

that's the whole story- the man was drunk from what, 2 bottles of wine and the equivalent of 5 shots?? and decided he needed to sober up because he had to DRIVE AND PICK UP HIS KIDS IN LIKE 6 HOURS so he ate a shit ton of hamburger helper and then shortly thereafter threw it all up and said he felt better and passed out lmao (at least I think that's how it went, I was a little drunk myself but correct me if I'm wrong Wally)