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How many cocks does Wallymarts take in 24 hours?

69
4 (57.1%)
420
3 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: July 28, 2020, 11:17:04 pm

Vendym

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- Please list your main character and their zkillboard links & the eveskillboard links

Main: Vendym
Zkill: https://zkillboard.com/character/490060277/
Eveskillboard: https://eveskillboard.com/pilot/vendym

- Please list ALL of your alts, each alt's roles in game, and links to their killboard along with a eveskillboard for each alt. If you have alts that you do not want to reveal publicly, talk to
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Alt 1: Sullivan Hoffman
Role: Dread/Fax alt
Zkill: https://zkillboard.com/character/2113620996/
Eveskillboard: https://eveskillboard.com/pilot/Sullivan_Hoffman

Alt 2: ******
Role: Nyx alt

Alt 3: *******
Role: Rag alt - bridge

- Why do you want to join Drop the Soap?

Wallymarts is my butt buddy and he said it's fun.

- Why are you wanting to leave your current corp?

Quit EVE a little over a year ago but the heroin addiction is itching.

- Who is your Vouch (If you have a vouch)?

Wallymarts (aka world record holder for number of sharpies shoved up his ass)

- Have you ever held a leadership position in a corp? (Explain in details, position, job, and how good of a job you think you did)

Nah fuck that.

- Who do you know in Drop the Soap? Who do you know in NSH.?

Wallymarts... my gay lover...

- What timezone are you in?

EST

- How many days/hours a week do you spend in EVE?

Currently, none but used to spend 20. Probably will do ~10-20 again.

- What is the quickest Cyno ship to train into (Regular Cyno)

Enforcer

- Do you have any experience hunting? If so provide links to some proud frags.

Yuh. See below:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/74691366/

https://zkillboard.com/kill/74044155/

https://zkillboard.com/kill/73558734/

https://zkillboard.com/kill/73258920/

- Are you willing to create a clean neutral alt for hunting?

Prefer to not, I'm a whore and just want to get on killboards

- How long have you been playing for?

Since 2007 off an on.

- How do you make ISK?

Site running with a carrier. No clue if this is still profitable.

- Do you fly logistics? Prove it

I ~can~ fly logistics and will if needed. No fucking clue which KMs have me in a logi but I can fly a Guardian/Scimitar.

- Have you ever been kicked out of a corp or alliance? Why?

Nah, my BDE is too big.

- How do you setup a whisper key on mumble?

1. Click on "Configure" mumble and then click on "Settings."
2. Click on "Shortcuts."
3. Click "Add."
4. Click on "Unassigned" and then select "Whisper/Shout" from the drop down list.
5. Click on the "..." button, then click on the Drop Down Menu and Select the person you wish to whisper to.
6. Select what keyboard shortcut or mouse button you want to use.
7. Click "OK."

- You get a ping that says "fleet up on FC <Name> comms 1". How do you find out what ship to fly?

Join comms 1/fleet and read the MOTD/listen.

- You get a ping and you're late, fleet has already left, how do you find out where the fleet is?

Request in fleet chat, not over comms like an asshole.

- You just died in a clutch fleet ship (critical support role like a web/tp/boosher ship), what do you do?

Notify the FC so that they can determine what to do.

- You are on a cap fleet, taking gates, explain how not to bump when you land on the out gate.

Spam the shit out of jump until your finger breaks.

- Admiral Wheeler pings for all dreads to log in bc we're going on a 50 gate roam to desto system to hunt for 5 hours for possibly no kills.. What do you do?

Check my calendar to make sure I'm gucci. Open up Netflix and find something good, maybe Pornhub if I'm feeling it, and jump in that fleet. Pornhub will really help when we inevitably get blue balled.

- Anure pings he's tackled in a Slippery Pete by a slasher 7 jumps out. What do you do?

Laugh at him and mock how he fucked that up.

- Wallymarts has been FC'ing for 5 hours straight with a screaming toddler in the background. Do you continue to form up for Wally?

Fuck no he's only good at slobbing on this d.

- What is the best Shield titan in the game?

Ragnarok, don't @ me.

- Why is that titan the Leviathan?

Because you're wrong and my arti bombardment says so.

- Why is NSH an armor super alliance?

Because Avatars are beefy as fuck yo.

- Who even put Anure in charge of this place?

Fuck if I know.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2020, 12:09:15 am by Vendym »



yabbiy

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Wally is my butt buddy, how fucking dare you.



blinky_jimmy

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We've had a lot of retards apply here lately. You don't seem like one of them.


Vendym

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Fuck you I'm the biggest retard.

Also, are you a jew? You smell like a jew... how much gold do you sleep with jew boy?
« Last Edit: July 21, 2020, 11:26:53 pm by Vendym »


josh_dub

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Post pictures of your feet or penis


tarandis_iron

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What was the main goal of the Shrek movies?
Discord: tjreardon#8761


Vendym

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Ez, to spread the good word of Shrek that he is love and is life.



tarandis_iron

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Ez, to spread the good word of Shrek that he is love and is life.

Sorry we can't accept you the answer was defend the swamp.
Discord: tjreardon#8761


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