Izlare

Izlare application (Accepted)

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Please answer all questions as thoroughly as possible. Make sure to give thought to each of the questions.

1) We want to know about you

Do you have a vouch? If you do please name them.
Yes, Ignor Redwall. But, he's as untrustworthy as they come, so no, I don't really have a vouch.  

 

Tell us a little bit about who you are ie. age and timezone
35, EST. I was in the Air Force and now I work of the Government. I have a 13-month-old son so I'm officially boring AF. I plan to relive my 20's vicariously though Ignor and make fun of him for all of the really bad life choices he's destined to make. 

 

Link any reddit accounts, twitter, etc.
Too old for that shit. Plus, I do social media BS for work so I don't do it during me time.  

 

Why are you applying to Asymmetrical Warfare over other less selective and easier corporations in NSH?

Coming back from two-year break and looking for some action. I've been flying with some old buddies in Curse for a week or two but it's dead most nights. Ignor is an old Dust buddy and he always tickled my balls the way I liked it back then so I figured I'd try to fly with him. 

 

2) Your EVE story

What do you like doing in eve?
Killing shit. Collecting tears. I also like laughing at EVE boys that take the game too seriously. 
 

Why are you leaving your current corp?
I'm in a stupid noob Corp. Fuck them. I was with TRI before I took my EVE break but I got sick of SOV and left. 

 

How do you support yourself in eve?
PLEX is my friend. I HATE grinding ISK. Will only do it as needed. Ratting carrier was my last money maker. I also used to run WHs. No idea how to make ISK now as I'm sure lots has changed but I will figure it out. 

 

What are your personal skills in EVE? Do you know how to FC, hunt, probe?
I used to FC small, fuck around gangs. Nothing serious. I can hunt and probe on my alt (former main) Commander Lenix. He's not currently subbed but I might bring him back from the dead eventually. 
 

Tell us something you're proud about that you've accomplished in EVE.
I've survived one decade of this stupid game and the masses of trolls and sadists that play it. Even though I've taken a few breaks over the 10 years I've played, it always sucks me back. 

Early on I was part of Caldari FW for a while and a big group of us broke off to do  our own thing. I helped grow the group into a decent sized,  combat-focused alliance, BDEAL. I ran WH fleets for isk grinding and helped train new players.  This was before SOV turned into the giant suck fest it is now. It was fun while it lasted.

Probably the most epic night I've ever had in EVE was in 2010 when my alliance killed a Titan in Provi.  We slugged it out for hours. I was part of the logi fleet so I didn't get many kills, but I managed to whore the titan with Izlare in a Hurricane. lol. It was amazing. 

This was back when Titan kills were not that common and people celebrated every titan kill on the forums. Here's a post I wrote about it: https://eve-search.com/thread/1369973-0/page/all#22
 

3) Your Characters

Can you fly capitals? If yes which ones
Yes, unfortunately. Nag, Moros, Chimera.   
 

Please link the zkill of any of your major characters. Also outline anything that they can fly. *PLEASE PROVIDE SALES THREAD IF THEY WERE PURCHASED*

Izlare is my main combat toon. 145 mil SP, almost all combat focused so I can fly most things. I got him from a friend in late 2009 that stopped playing. https://zkillboard.com/character/1338130095/
My original main is from 2009 but is now just a probing tengu/falcon alt. https://zkillboard.com/character/1588394681/

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Recruitment is actually closed right now but Ignor talked to me about getting you to apply before I closed it so I'll give this app an exemption. The normal process is for people to ask you mostly bad questions in an attempt to meme and maybe a couple actually useful questions to gauge your thought process in certain situations.

 

Link me a fit for your favorite nano ship and how you would use it in a situation where you're outnumbered 2v5. Your friend is in an rlml orthrus.

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8 minutes ago, Skayarck said:

I love Taylor!

Thanks ska,

Good luck buddy I heard these guys are hard to get into! Best lube up!

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9 hours ago, Izlare said:

I plan to relive my 20's vicariously though Ignor and make fun of him for all of the really bad life choices he's destined to make. 

I am 23 and I still do this every day. And question why I recruited him. 

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9 hours ago, Izlare said:

Tell us a little bit about who you are ie. age and timezone
35, EST. I was in the Air Force and now I work of the Government. I have a 13-month-old son so I'm officially boring AF. I plan to relive my 20's vicariously though Ignor and make fun of him for all of the really bad life choices he's destined to make. 

 

-1 for white on white (only acceptable in porn). +1 for being able to relate to the struggle that is parenting and playing eve. Now, theoretical question. Admiral Wheeler's titan is getting gang raped by a dread bomb and you're his only out cyno (because he's bad). He somehow manages to kill the hics tackling him and can jump out. At the same time, your kid decides to start eating change you left on the floor. What do you do?

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52 minutes ago, [ANTI] Tyrone Eastwood said:

-1 for white on white (only acceptable in porn). +1 for being able to relate to the struggle that is parenting and playing eve. Now, theoretical question. Admiral Wheeler's titan is getting gang raped by a dread bomb and you're his only out cyno (because he's bad). He somehow manages to kill the hics tackling him and can jump out. At the same time, your kid decides to start eating change you left on the floor. What do you do?

Press cyno up way before this and throw a pillow at your child to save it eating the coin?? I failed at this and ended up getting a 10 pence peace removed from one of my son's throats, luckily it never went further down. But it was a horrible experience 😒

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2 hours ago, Skayarck said:

Also, do you know who this is or is it you? https://evewho.com/pilot/Amsis

Amiss is my third account and a non-combat support toon. She’s currently unsubbed. 

She’s  my JF, black ops bridger, ratting carrier toon and force aux pilot. 

She can fly archon, chimera, niddy, mino and lif. 

She cal also fly wyvern, hell and aeon with t2 bombers but I never bought one. 

 

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Lets say a couple of alliance mates in supers are a couple jumps out from staging in NullSec, they are getting bubbled by a group of lets say 4-5 dictors, an out cyno for the supers has already been set up. What do you do to help get supers unbubbled?

Theres no wrong answer here just wanna see how you think.

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Get fucked i vouch him so i can talk intimante shit, i make good decisions with life and im only half buzzed right now so auto correct. Sn save me, HOW F DO OU U TAKE YOUD STRAKES

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1 hour ago, Captain James Sparrow said:

Lets say a couple of alliance mates in supers are a couple jumps out from staging in NullSec, they are getting bubbled by a group of lets say 4-5 dictors, an out cyno for the supers has already been set up. What do you do to help get supers unbubbled?

Theres no wrong answer here just wanna see how you think.

Leave em to die

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11 hours ago, Eson Goldstein said:

How do you cook your steak?

 

I'm not a huge fan of steak. 

If I had to eat it I'd cook it with some onions, peppers and mushrooms, slice it up and make fajitas. 

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11 hours ago, CharleytheChair said:

If you were asked to fit up a suicide dread of your choice how would you fit it? 

It depends on what the goal was. 

If there was a target we were going for I'd fit a moros something like this, overload guns, hit siege and pray for the kill before I explode: 

Capital Emergency Hull Energizer II
25000mm Steel Plates II
25000mm Steel Plates II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Heavy Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 3200
Heavy Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 3200
Warp Disruptor II
Tracking Computer II, Tracking Speed Script
Tracking Computer II, Tracking Speed Script

Large 'Vehemence' Shockwave Charge
Siege Module II
Ion Siege Blaster II, Void XL
Ion Siege Blaster II, Void XL
Ion Siege Blaster II, Void XL

Capital Hybrid Burst Aerator I
Capital Trimark Armor Pump I
Capital Trimark Armor Pump I

 

If I was suiciding for the lols, I'd steal Ignor's dread, shit fit it with nonsense, fill the cargo hold full of exotic dancers, cyno to tama, warp to the nourv gate, type "Pirates are gay" in local, and go afk. 

 

 

 

 

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11 hours ago, [ANTI] Tyrone Eastwood said:

-1 for white on white (only acceptable in porn). +1 for being able to relate to the struggle that is parenting and playing eve. Now, theoretical question. Admiral Wheeler's titan is getting gang raped by a dread bomb and you're his only out cyno (because he's bad). He somehow manages to kill the hics tackling him and can jump out. At the same time, your kid decides to start eating change you left on the floor. What do you do?

I'd tell my son to avoid the quarters while daddy saves an idiot. 🙂

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9 hours ago, Captain James Sparrow said:

Lets say a couple of alliance mates in supers are a couple jumps out from staging in NullSec, they are getting bubbled by a group of lets say 4-5 dictors, an out cyno for the supers has already been set up. What do you do to help get supers unbubbled?

Theres no wrong answer here just wanna see how you think.

So many options here. But they all begin with severe ridicule and mockery of the super pilots. Once that was complete I'd figure out if we wanted to actually save them or use them as bait. 

If we were wanting to save them I'd get as many RLML Cerbs/Caracals as I could, with fast tackle and a few stealth bombers and burn to system asap. 

Once we landed we'd kill as many dictors as possible or at least keep them off field while the bombers nuked all of the bubbles so the idiots in supers could jump out. 

If we decided to use the supers as bait for the dictor's friends them I'd send appropriate scouts and cynos to the surrounding systems while forming up a counter drop fleet. If the enemy's fleet turns out to be too big than that sucks for the supers. 

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13 hours ago, Skayarck said:

Recruitment is actually closed right now but Ignor talked to me about getting you to apply before I closed it so I'll give this app an exemption. The normal process is for people to ask you mostly bad questions in an attempt to meme and maybe a couple actually useful questions to gauge your thought process in certain situations.

 

Link me a fit for your favorite nano ship and how you would use it in a situation where you're outnumbered 2v5. Your friend is in an rlml orthrus.

Opps. I overlooked this question. 

Since I've been away so long I'm not sure if the nano meta has changed much. But this was always one of my favorite nano ships:


Gyrostabilizer II
Gyrostabilizer II
Tracking Enhancer II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Damage Control II

50MN Microwarpdrive II
Large Shield Extender II
Warp Disruptor II
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Large Shield Extender II

425mm AutoCannon II
425mm AutoCannon II
Medium Energy Neutralizer II
425mm AutoCannon II
425mm AutoCannon II

Medium Core Defense Field Extender II
Medium Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer II
Medium Core Defense Field Extender II

Warrior II x10

 

I would be in more danger than the orthrus since he has longer range and a longer point. So I'd be sure to keep range from web/scram threats since speed is life. I'd have us primary any fast ships that could scram/web us. Once they were done I'd focus on whatever did the most DPS to us or whatever was the most blingy depending on the circumstances. If there was any ewar like damps or ecm we'd have to bail from the beginning as we'd be pretty useless. 

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4 minutes ago, Izlare said:

Gyrostabilizer II
Gyrostabilizer II
Tracking Enhancer II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Damage Control II

50MN Microwarpdrive II
Large Shield Extender II
Warp Disruptor II
Adaptive Invulnerability Field II
Large Shield Extender II

425mm AutoCannon II
425mm AutoCannon II
Medium Energy Neutralizer II
425mm AutoCannon II
425mm AutoCannon II

Medium Core Defense Field Extender II
Medium Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer II
Medium Core Defense Field Extender II

Warrior II x10

What ship?

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1 hour ago, Izlare said:

It depends on what the goal was. 

If there was a target we were going for I'd fit a moros something like this, overload guns, hit siege and pray for the kill before I explode: 

Capital Emergency Hull Energizer II
25000mm Steel Plates II
25000mm Steel Plates II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Heavy Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 3200
Heavy Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 3200
Warp Disruptor II
Tracking Computer II, Tracking Speed Script
Tracking Computer II, Tracking Speed Script

Large 'Vehemence' Shockwave Charge
Siege Module II
Ion Siege Blaster II, Void XL
Ion Siege Blaster II, Void XL
Ion Siege Blaster II, Void XL

Capital Hybrid Burst Aerator I
Capital Trimark Armor Pump I
Capital Trimark Armor Pump I

 

If I was suiciding for the lols, I'd steal Ignor's dread, shit fit it with nonsense, fill the cargo hold full of exotic dancers, cyno to tama, warp to the nourv gate, type "Pirates are gay" in local, and go afk. 

 

 

 

 

why t2 fit the whole thing and then not even spend the cheap upgrades to imperial enams? also why the smartbomb over a neut which is infinity more valuable?

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18 minutes ago, CharleytheChair said:

What ship?

I suck. Cynabal. 

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14 minutes ago, [ANTI] Tyrone Eastwood said:

why t2 fit the whole thing and then not even spend the cheap upgrades to imperial enams? also why the smartbomb over a neut which is infinity more valuable?

Good questions. So I'll go with the logistics peeps been slacking and they weren't any imperial enams on market. As for the neut, I didn't think I could fit a capital neut on there, maybe I could, I didn't check. Shame on me. 

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8 hours ago, Izlare said:

Good questions. So I'll go with the logistics peeps been slacking and they weren't any imperial enams on market. As for the neut, I didn't think I could fit a capital neut on there, maybe I could, I didn't check. Shame on me. 

Not a good look putting no thought into the fit. You could of done a lot better. Kinda expected your attention to detail to be a little more on point. Not a great app imo. I like ignor however. +.5. Good luck man

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10 hours ago, Izlare said:

So many options here. But they all begin with severe ridicule and mockery of the super pilots. Once that was complete I'd figure out if we wanted to actually save them or use them as bait. 

If we were wanting to save them I'd get as many RLML Cerbs/Caracals as I could, with fast tackle and a few stealth bombers and burn to system asap. 

Once we landed we'd kill as many dictors as possible or at least keep them off field while the bombers nuked all of the bubbles so the idiots in supers could jump out. 

If we decided to use the supers as bait for the dictor's friends them I'd send appropriate scouts and cynos to the surrounding systems while forming up a counter drop fleet. If the enemy's fleet turns out to be too big than that sucks for the supers. 

Good answer, one other thing though would be bringing in MJD dessies as they are strong enough to kill sabres and also jump bubbles with their jump module.

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3 hours ago, [ANTI] Tyrone Eastwood said:

Not a good look putting no thought into the fit. You could of done a lot better. Kinda expected your attention to detail to be a little more on point. Not a great app imo. I like ignor however. +.5. Good luck man

You have a valid point. I agree I should have tried harder with the fitting instead of relying on my shitty memory.

But, I am willing to admit my mistake and learn from them. Once I start playing with capitals again I’m sure I’ll start knocking off the rust and improve my gameplay. 

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