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1.Single most important question… How tall are you? 
2'2" the stuff dreams are made of... (actually 6'3")
2. Which criterion member invited you to join us so we know who to kick if you’re a mouthbreather? How long have you known them in a scale of years? 

Ncc 

3. Beer, blunts, or booty?

 This has to be a sick joke right?... Booty, Beer, and Blunts in that order... i cant wrap my brain around just one lol...

4. What’s your favorite number between 68 and 421?

218

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     (close the browser, take your bot to Frat. )))) )

no habla ingles

4. ASL! (nudes help too) (if you’re too young to get this, apply to Blinky’s corp. If you’re too old to get this, apply to Anure’s corp)
47, Male, Where you need me...
5. List all your characters, private message @NCC 1701E or @Jesus Rambo any titan/super alts
INCLUDE ANY CHARS/CHILDREN YOU BOUGHT OR SOLD AND WHY YOU DID

you asked for it...

Vessper, Manalt, Mineralinspector, DFGFGA, Skull Fker, Agent Vasilka, Gtx, Dms Raholan, Skull Banger, hotdrpoclk, Roy Deater, DeezzzNutzzz, Doopfish, Chester Adams, DeHondvandeDuivel

Ight you’re doing well but now it’s time for big thonk questions

5. How many hours you put into eve a week, and what timezone do you play in?

20-30 depending on RL stuff


6. List all the caps you can fly (and which alt flies them)

 Vessper: All Carriers, All Force Auxiliary, All Dreads, Nyx, and Erebus

Dfgdfg: Moros

Roy Deater: Archon

Can't say im bringing all these toons to start but then Vessper can fly and fit almost anything in game...

7. Are you a hardcore IMMA GO FIND CONTENT CUS IM FUCKING ON or are you a FUCK YEAH PUBG TILL I SEE A PING!? (honestly both are fine just wanna know)
can and have been both

8. Select the following that best applies to you (one choice only)
B: I like having my dick sucked by the bois because i fly logi baby

9. So tell us how did ya get started in eve? What have you done? Have you a cool story bro? What glorious fights/kills you been involved in?

Started eve like most players... dumb as fug looking to play a game... got all shot up by NCC and friend... stopped to listen to what he had to impart and my life in eve changed for the better... 

 https://zkillboard.com/kill/33029746/  Well because its test alliance and beers at the bar after the flames die out

10. So why does your current corp suck so much you are leaving?

 My "current corp" is more of a non-corp atm and to be sure i like to kill things best place is with NCC and raising hell 🙂

11. Where does your isk come from grinding? Or mommas credit card? Are you a constant poor shittier?
My isk comes from my efforts in game and my RL money if needed... either way i dont cry when loosing shit i simply replace it...

OK DON’T FUCK THESE NEXT QUESTIONS UP BECAUSE YOU WILL BE INSTA-REJECTED IF YA DO

12. What is your favorite class of ships to fly and why?

T3 i like the versatility of the ships and the hard punch they can bring to the fight...

13. Link your favorite kill and tell us why

 https://zkillboard.com/kill/33029746/  Well because its test alliance and beers at the bar after the flames die out

14. Link your worst loss and tell us da fuck happened
https://zkillboard.com/kill/36647439/ Dumb fuck move... jumped in w/o proper intel... and i hate that freaking Marmite Collective... was pissed i lost the ship to them... Also that dirty Usils had me web'd LOL (in order to turn the JF faster of course) but i still blame him lol...


15. What’s your favorite capital ship, If you do not fly capital ships please explain why you are   not interested in them. PS Brave is recruiting.

Supers well because who doesnt like flying the larger ship blowing shit up?

16. Let’s say you are flying your last ship and you have no isk, if it dies you will have to go back   to the grind/mommas wallet, you manage to tackle a faction BS ratting or something autistic the fleet that is coming to kill it is in warp and will land in 25 seconds, he can kill you in 15 seconds…. Wut do?

Over charge the fit and bump or die trying 🙂

17. In an EFT format please link a properly fit Devoter

[Devoter, SupriseButtSex]

 Damage Control II

1600mm Steel Plates II

1600mm Steel Plates II

Corpus X-Type Armor Thermal Hardener

Corpus X-Type Armor EM Hardener

Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane

Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane

 

50MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive

Sensor Booster II

Medium 'Gattotte' Capacitor Booster

 

Warp Disruption Field Generator II

Warp Disruption Field Generator II

Cynosural Field Generator I

Light Electron Blaster II

Light Electron Blaster II

[Empty High slot]

 

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

18. In an EFT format please link a properly fit Moros 

[Moros, DutchRudder]

 

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

25000mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates

25000mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates

Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II

Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II

Capital Emergency Hull Energizer II

 

Tracking Computer II

Tracking Computer II

Sensor Booster II

Sensor Booster II

Capital Capacitor Booster II

 

Triple Neutron Blaster Cannon II

Triple Neutron Blaster Cannon II

Triple Neutron Blaster Cannon II

Siege Module II

Heavy Energy Neutralizer II

 

Capital Trimark Armor Pump II

Capital Trimark Armor Pump II

19. In an EFT format (if you haven’t figured that out by now close browser) link a properly fit Enforcer

I have to say this... I have never flown this ship and i suck at probe scanning... this is a hot drop fit with a bit of DPS to work the targets...

[Enforcer, HotDropOclock]

 

Imperial Navy 800mm Steel Plates

Shadow Serpentis Damage Control

Republic Fleet Ballistic Control System

Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane

Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane

 

Shadow Serpentis 50MN Microwarpdrive

Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor

Republic Fleet Warp Scrambler

Republic Fleet Stasis Webifier

Thukker Large Cap Battery

 

Covert Ops Cloaking Device II

Covert Cynosural Field Generator I

Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II

Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II

Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II

Heavy Assault Missile Launcher II

 

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

20. Why would you put up with all this bullshit if you were not a spy? Honestly you are prolly a spy go join one of the trash corps in NSH not ours kthxbye. If you are a spy and still wish to apply please list who you are spying for below.

IM AM GOBBINS incarnate fuggers!!! be gentle lol...

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I have a question. As someone who hasn't even, how would you propose to? Most importantly of all, because we all know it is, what happens if it isn't? Does this mean that it can be when? Or even then?

Alas I am rambling on with too many questions. How would you decide to do go far even as want to do look more like? Answers? Yes, we all want answers

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It's a chill Friday night. No ops, no works, nothing but time. Your alliance boi sayz "BLOPS and Covops on me nerds, let's go find something to kill." What toons do you bring, what are their roles, what are they flying, and generally how are they fit? (Don't have to go full EFT on the fits here, just gimme a TLDR)

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Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, Vessper said:

14. Link your worst loss and tell us da fuck happened
https://zkillboard.com/kill/36647439/ Dumb fuck move... jumped in w/o proper intel... and i hate that freaking Marmite Collective... was pissed i lost the ship to them... Also that dirty Usils had me web'd LOL (in order to turn the JF faster of course) but i still blame him lol...

Had to pad my killboard and whore on it.

 

9 hours ago, Vessper said:

6. List all the caps you can fly (and which alt flies them)

 Vessper: All Carriers, All Force Auxiliary, All Dreads, Nyx, and Erebus

Do you have any plans on using the Nyx that's been logged off in Derelik for 5 years?

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Posted (edited)
23 minutes ago, WoAz said:

Why is there a cyno on that Devoter?

Clearly hasn't read the newest bit of chaos happening. What a tragedy

Edited by Yaaar's Revenge
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Good job on the Enforcer. What’s your best salsa recipe? And when the fleet does into being, where can having the way look?

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9 hours ago, Usils said:

Do you have any plans on using the Nyx that's been logged off in Derelik for 5 years?

Looking into route to get it moved tonight then i will get it together and move it ASAP... SO hell yeah im using that bitch!

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Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, WoAz said:

Why is there a cyno on that Devoter?

Sure as fug not going to bring down anything larger then a flea with the light blasters in which case why the bubbles. So cyno is for the Bois to have some fun.

 

10 hours ago, Yaaar's Revenge said:

Clearly hasn't read the newest bit of chaos happening. What a tragedy

Nope i clearly have not but I'm always down for some good reading and learning 😉

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10 hours ago, Jesus Rambo said:

Good job on the Enforcer. What’s your best salsa recipe? And when the fleet does into being, where can having the way look?

Well as for the Salsa... Tomatoes, Onion, jalapenos, Cilantro, Salt, AND of course the most important part my buddy Jessie taught me a dash of Chili P

As for the fleet fit i would have to say after running through a few fits and using the ship for recon and tackle purely this is the fit... not much dis-similar to Waoz's fit... and to be honest i do respect his fits... as for the probes... i dont normally fit them because i have always had good peeps like Woaz, Usilis and Asteus(boss recon dude) which im sure you will all meet, to help with my short comings. Like i stated in one of my earlier posts i hate them BUT am always more then willing to learn and it looks like its time for me to get my shit straight.

[Enforcer, Fleet Fit]

Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates
Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates
Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Imperial Navy Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Shadow Serpentis Damage Control

Federation Navy 50MN Microwarpdrive
Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor
Federation Navy Warp Scrambler
Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
[Empty Med slot]

Covert Cynosural Field Generator I
Cynosural Field Generator I
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
Sisters Core Probe Launcher
Corpii B-Type Small Energy Nosferatu
Corpii B-Type Small Energy Nosferatu

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

stable @ 45.1%, sig radius blows @ 690, EHP 78.7k, actual HP 25.1k

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13 hours ago, Astinos Zexos said:

It's a chill Friday night. No ops, no works, nothing but time. Your alliance boi sayz "BLOPS and Covops on me nerds, let's go find something to kill." What toons do you bring, what are their roles, what are they flying, and generally how are they fit? (Don't have to go full EFT on the fits here, just gimme a TLDR)

Atm im apping Vessper, Im sure there will be a couple cyno alts and a holding toon for the Nyx so atm it will only be Vessper. I have a blops fit but cant seem to locate my covert ops Proteus or Loki fit... please allow me a bit to find them in an effort not to regurgitate what Woaz and Usils might have posted... Here is my Panther fit though...

[Panther, Blopster]

Corpum A-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
Corpum A-Type Energized Explosive Membrane
Corpum A-Type Energized Kinetic Membrane
Imperial Navy 1600mm Steel Plates
Corpum A-Type Energized Thermal Membrane
Domination Gyrostabilizer

Federation Navy Stasis Webifier
Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor
Federation Navy Warp Scrambler
Republic Fleet 100MN Afterburner
Republic Fleet Target Painter

800mm Repeating Cannon II
800mm Repeating Cannon II
800mm Repeating Cannon II
800mm Repeating Cannon II
800mm Repeating Cannon II
Heavy Gremlin Compact Energy Neutralizer
Covert Jump Portal Generator I
Improved Cloaking Device II

Large Trimark Armor Pump II
Large Trimark Armor Pump II

Hammerhead II x5
Ogre II x5

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