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Application - Cherilyn Boxer (pplord) (Accepted)

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1.Single most important question… How tall are you? 
5'7"
2. Which criterion member invited you to join us so we know who to kick if you’re a mouthbreather? How long have you known them in a scale of years?

Tiffany has been harassing me about this for months. Known him a cool 12 years. Plz kick him he sucks. 

3. Beer, blunts, or booty?

Beer. I'm a raging alcoholic. Ask anyone who was at my apartment last month.

4. What’s your favorite number between 68 and 421?

532

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!!!-ABSOLUTELY NO BASEMENT-DWELLING PIECE OF TRASH THAT WATCHES JAPANESE CARTOONS -!!!

Ight you’re doing well but now it’s time for big thonk questions
 

4. ASL! (nudes help too) (if you’re too young to get this, apply to Blinky’s corp. If you’re too old to get this, apply to Anure’s corp)
I fluctuate between being an 85 year old man and a 23 year old fuckboy, specializing in terrorizing the residents of Washington DC. 

5. List all your characters, private message @NCC#9247 or @Jesus Rambo#6847 any titan/super alts
INCLUDE ANY CHARS/CHILDREN YOU BOUGHT OR SOLD AND WHY YOU DID

Cherilyn Boxer

Britney Waters
6. How many hours you put into eve a week, and what timezone do you play in?

Way too fucking many. Probs around 20 which wow that's a lot of time.

7. List all the caps you can fly (and which alt flies them)

Uh. none. We're working on that. 65 days. probs crosstraining amarr and gallente (in that order) cuz its an extra two weeks with my current skills so... whatever. 

8. Are you a hardcore IMMA GO FIND CONTENT CUS IM FUCKING ON or are you a FUCK YEAH PUBG TILL I SEE A PING!? (honestly both are fine just wanna know)
Def about finding content. If I want frags Imma find frags. 
9. Select the following that best applies to you (one choice only)
     A- I literally breathe penis, my keyboard has two buttons F1 and F (to pay respects)
     B- I like having my dick sucked by the bois because i fly logi baby
     C-  I have never seen a penis because I was busy tackling something for the bois
     D- I really like mining it soothes my smooth brain and helps build ships for the fleets

     E- My wild RL insecurities make me FC constantly to make up for my lack of self esteem

ABC. I lack the irl insecurity a good fc needs and tiffany will beat me if I become a care bear miner.
10. So tell us how did ya get started in eve? What have you done? Have you a cool story bro? What glorious fights/kills you been involved in?

I was wasted lying on ish's floor and Tiffany spent two hours telling me the meta of eve. Then I drunk flushed a pearl down a toilet and made an account. Tru factz. Best fight was against NSH while I was in horde. Tiff bought me the Huginn I was flying so I was purposely not broadcasting and falling behind fleet trying to die so he would have to kill his own ship. Logi kept yelling at me and the FC called me a mango. didnt die. So sad.

11. So why does your current corp suck so much you are leaving?

Horde.

12. Where does your isk come from grinding? Or mommas credit card? Are you a constant poor shittier?
Tiffany is my sugar princess and I nag him for money and lachesises and he only gives me the former. Halifax provides all lacheses


We could ask what other games you play but honestly you will prolly just list the current meta of garbage so here is a list of what we play (this isn't a question really more just an fyi of what we get into) Escape from Tarkov, LoL, DoTa, WoWS, War Thunder, Avorion, Sup Comm 2, Sins,CoH, SE, pubg, B-LANDS 2 (SOON B-LANDS 3) and lots more shit tier steam games 

Bioware fan girl. Drunk rocket league with the boiz. Idk I have every gaming system known to man I'll play whatever. Bout to start playing borderlands 2 again actually 
OK DON’T FUCK THESE NEXT QUESTIONS UP BECAUSE YOU WILL BE INSTA-REJECTED IF YA DO
 

13. What is your favorite class of ships to fly and why?

Lachesises are the only thing that matters. 

14. Link your favorite kill and tell us why

https://zkillboard.com/kill/76719840/     Yo this guy is such trash what a n00b

15. Link your worst loss and tell us da fuck happened

https://zkillboard.com/kill/76820493/ lol waaaasted as fuck I apparently just could not see red indicator go up fucking mango I was halfway through my armor before I even realized I was taking damage. Im suing Jameson for ISK. 


16. What’s your favorite capital ship, If you do not fly capital ships please explain why you are   not interested in them. PS Brave is recruiting.

My favorite capital ship is a Nyx because both jesus and halifax promised me theirs 

17. Let’s say you are flying your last ship and you have no isk, if it dies you will have to go back   to the grind/mommas wallet, you manage to tackle a faction BS ratting or something autistic the fleet that is coming to kill it is in warp and will land in 25 seconds, he can kill you in 15 seconds…. Wut do?

Hold tackle -- I don't ever have no isk because I would've nagged tiff for isk long before I got to this point. Never forget when I flew 68 jumps to nag him for isk in local while he was on fleet. 

18. In an EFT format please link a properly fit Devoter

[Devoter]

1600mm Steel Plates II

1600mm Steel Plates II

Damage Control II

Shadow Serpentis Armor EM Hardener

Shadow Serpentis Armor Kinetic Hardener

Shadow Serpentis Armor Thermal Hardener

Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II

50MN Microwarpdrive II

F-90 Compact Sensor Booster

Small Capacitor Booster II

Pitfall Compact Warp Disruption Field Generator

Pitfall Compact Warp Disruption Field Generator

[Empty High slot]

Small Energy Nosferatu II

Cynosural Field Generator I

Quad Light Beam Laser I

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

Hobgoblin II x9

Warrior II x1

Focused Warp Disruption Script x2

Navy Cap Booster 50 x72

Imperial Navy Microwave M x1

Prototype Cloaking Device I x1

19. In an EFT format please link a properly fit Moros

[Moros, Moros]

Capital Emergency Hull Energizer I

25000mm Steel Plates I

25000mm Steel Plates I

Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Heavy Capacitor Booster II

Heavy Capacitor Booster II

Tracking Computer II

Tracking Computer II

Tracking Computer II

Siege Module II

Ion Siege Blaster I

Ion Siege Blaster I

Ion Siege Blaster I

Capital Infectious Scoped Energy Neutralizer

Capital Trimark Armor Pump I

Capital Hybrid Metastasis Adjuster II

Capital Hybrid Locus Coordinator II

Shadow Antimatter Charge XL x240

Tracking Speed Script x3

20. In an EFT format (if you haven’t figured that out by now close browser) link a properly fit Enforcer

Jesus says there's no such thing as a properly fit Enforcer they're trash

21. Why would you put up with all this bullshit if you were not a spy? Honestly you are prolly a spy go join one of the trash corps in NSH not ours kthxbye. If you are a spy and still wish to apply please list who you are spying for below.

I'm spaing for on crit for void they offered more lachesises.

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Posted (edited)

Vouched.   May not be the most experienced pilot but has the skills to fly something useful in all of our subcap doctrines.  Plans were made at the sushi place. This has been foreseen.

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+1, but it could have been a +2 but that picture is too clean to be a beautiful MSpaint shitpost. Will rate it 4 Savilles out of 10 Pedos and give him a Yellow Star of "You Tried"

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12 minutes ago, Captain James Sparrow said:

-10 thousand, as a confirmed friend of @typh youre obviously too trash to fly with us.

Who said we were friends? I said I've known him 12 years and he gives me lots of isk which I try to lose as much of as possible. clearly this is an abusive relationship

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Nothing personal but going off of your responses you seem like the type of person that will do one or any of the following on a regular basis: fail to pay attention/follow instructions during a fleet, talk too much during a fleet, fit your ship incorrectly, bring the wrong ship and/or argue about eve related things while being wrong.

Am I wrong? If so, why?

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5 hours ago, aldent_arkanon said:

Nothing personal but going off of your responses you seem like the type of person that will do one or any of the following on a regular basis: fail to pay attention/follow instructions during a fleet, talk too much during a fleet, fit your ship incorrectly, bring the wrong ship and/or argue about eve related things while being wrong.

Am I wrong? If so, why?

That’s a huge assumption from a forum post there bud. Stop being toxic  

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Your answer for 20 sucks a truck nut but you let me smoke a joint in your fur coat so +1 I guess

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2 hours ago, CharleytheChair said:

That’s a huge assumption from a forum post there bud. Stop being toxic  

Listen somebody had to ask the bold questions, just let the kiddies swim in the toxic waste for now and see who survives eh? 😉

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8 hours ago, aldent_arkanon said:

Nothing personal but going off of your responses you seem like the type of person that will do one or any of the following on a regular basis: fail to pay attention/follow instructions during a fleet, talk too much during a fleet, fit your ship incorrectly, bring the wrong ship and/or argue about eve related things while being wrong.

Am I wrong? If so, why?

I would say none of the above. I can count the number of times I've talked in a non-roam on one hand, I fit my ships/bring ships according to doctrine because... they're there for a reason, and I'm aware I'm relatively inexperienced so I don't argue with people about eve. I do get drunk and lose my ships doing solo stuff bc it's just isk and who cares, but as for actual fleets I've lost one non-frig since I started playing again, and that's cuz I got DCed in the middle of 1k+ man battle. So I think that addresses your first concern.

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39 minutes ago, Jesus Rambo said:

Your answer for 20 sucks a truck nut but you let me smoke a joint in your fur coat so +1 I guess

You're mad about 20 but not 14 huh?? Love it. 

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11 hours ago, aldent_arkanon said:

Nothing personal but going off of your responses you seem like the type of person that will do one or any of the following on a regular basis: fail to pay attention/follow instructions during a fleet, talk too much during a fleet, fit your ship incorrectly, bring the wrong ship and/or argue about eve related things while being wrong.

Am I wrong? If so, why?

I was thinking of being mature and polite about this but the recruit already did that for me and to be honest I'm sick of your condescending self important bullshit. Pull your head out of your ass and remember that this is a game. We are not snuffbox. We are not elitist assholes. Well most of us aren't at least.

Now to directly respond to the quoted text.
Projecting much? Rich coming from the guy that whined and gave up on the fleet on open  comms over the FC during a fight because things weren't going 100% to plan.  I can 100% vouch for the fact that this recruit will have better fleet comms discipline than you did.  I can also vouch that the recruit won't rage quit over three losses while the rest of us are celebrating after having a fun fight.  You know what just because the recruit responded in a mature manner to that display of cunty drivel I'm accepting the app now.  Apply in game. Case closed.

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